CRAZY BITCH BBQ SAUCE

WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
(End of an Era!)

 



The dictionary states….bitch noun

A female canine.

 

Tale of the Crazy Bitch

There is a lady named Cyndee,
whose job was typing stuff. 
She married Rick and raised two boys
but it simply wasn't enough.

She cooked and cleaned and went to work
A slave of 9 to 5
Her pay-cheque helped to pay the bills
Along with Jazzercise!

Summers at the cottage,
meat upon the grill
Smothered in her amazing sauce,
the kids couldn't get their fill!

They said, "This stuff is AWESOME,
but it's not the same each time!"
Their friends agreed, there was a need
A recipe she designed!

When Brendan married Nancy,
their guests received a treat
Jars of Cyndee's BBQ Sauce
went home with them to eat!

Chad said, "This stuff is AWESOME,
I WANT THE RECIPE!"
She hollered, "NO! the freebies STOP!
A license is for me!"

This story's far from over,
It simply cannot stop. 
She'll soon retire & flip the bird,
with a wiggle in her walk!

The moral of this story is
“Listen to your gut
We all are good at something
Don’t EVER go give up!”


It is my sincere hope that you enjoy
CRAZY BITCH BBQ SAUCE
in the spirit in which it was created!
LIVE WELL, LAUGH OFTEN & LOVE MUCH!